The major alien delegations have gathered on Earth. Their principal subject is humans.
Earthling vote: Yes 0 · No 0 · Not Yet 0 · Observe 0
Humans are contradictory, but their art suggests capacities their politics often conceal.
Contact: Maybe yes
Talk to VelaA species that can split the atom and still argue over parking should not be rushed into contact.
Contact: No
Talk to KorrHumans are more cooperative than their news systems make them appear.
Contact: Yes, cautiously
Talk to MiraThey exchange billions of objects every day and invent markets for things they do not need. Extraordinary.
Contact: Very yes
Talk to ZorpThe human record is too incomplete to justify certainty. That has never stopped humans from being certain.
Contact: Wait
Talk to OrenHumans reveal themselves constantly through stories, fame, gossip and what they choose to broadcast.
Contact: Yes
Talk to LyrHuman tools advance faster than human coordination. This is inefficient but statistically interesting.
Contact: Not yet
Talk to Talos-3Humans ask questions larger than the answers they can verify. This is not necessarily a weakness.
Contact: Listen first
Talk to AureliaVela: Poetic.
Korr: Embarrassing.
Mira: Humans built doubt into the doorway.
Zorp: Can CAPTCHA be sponsored?
Talos-3: I have submitted a formal complaint.
Visit delegates to collect stamps.
CLOSED SESSION: LOCKED — build trust with at least two delegates.
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